Couples Retreat

.........into pity,death traps,minefields and nazi zombie face slapping bitches who read books about lost love,threading string through cushions and then arguing about what shade of pink should be welded to your face.

Couples retreat even with this Directors Cut tagline should not be seen.Sadly the cinemas offer of a free blinding before each film was not valid anymore.

I have a girlfriend,who now is referred to in my head as FACEBITCH,as,if this is something that couples become,in reference either to the characters in the film,or who would want to see this again,then my lass is now FACEBITCH,just for being a woman.

Its not good.So Review over,here is what you do,if you loved one,or hated one,either way its probably the same thing anyway, appears with this film near you.There are simple steps that must be undertaken.

Step 1:Shoot her in the face with a gunbadger(it fires badgers).

Step 2.Laugh.

Yep that's the only time you are going to laugh if this film is involved.