Legend of the Guardians: something about a hhhhhh holooool...probably who knows its actually quite irrelevant anyway.
A very solid routine name, it means nothing could be specifically about anything and could be applied to any single film ever made, this generic title, with one line of exposition dialogue could be injected in any film and give this title precedence. So for a film obsessive, a generic title a below par add campaign and terrible trailers don’t add up to much.The only failings in this film are sadly so important for a animated film it becomes about attrition for whats left to possible endure to see out the story. Oddly, plastic voices aside all of which could be used to voice a very plausible mexian soap opera set in a soap opera about soap,it does work .The films highlights delight at times,a very solid paced flowing rthym....with added VOICED CONSTANT EXPOSITION, add to the fact that the CONSTANT EXPOSITION is not that grating,it actually though other techniques, beautiful animation, simple and never forced animation and “SNYDERISMED” slo,oo,ooo...........ow motion do really add to the pacing so intelligently that the constant storey never seems forced. Which is only really revealed in the seamlessly interwoven and beautiful realised last 20 minutes, the storey is one third ”Lord of the Rings” one half star wars and the rest are wet Shakespearean books taken out of a emo girls backpack after a Lady Gaga concert by bullies used to beat her with. If you have seen two romantic comedies you have seen 200,this storey is the same but without Sandra Bullock so by definition complete watchable.
Now for my favourite game, what the trailer didn’t tell its audience. Its quiet violent ,it is fantasy not cutsey...despite the awwwwwwwwww factor which it does have, the 3-D actually works, and works beautifully in parts, and there is owl nudity, well they don’t wear pants so i think that argument has reason to be here.
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